Big Mister C, More random crap about myself

More random crap about myself

I am 5’9” and 250 lbs. It may sound like a lot of weight, but I have a broad frame - wide shoulders, wide through the hips for a guy. I’m a Cadillac, not a Porsche: built for comfort, not speed.
I love books and usually read at least two or three books a month.
Books are my favorite gift to receive; for Christmas I got a book of letters between Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg.
I have a lot of scars: one on my scalp from running around the corner of a building and cutting my head on some loose siding; one vertical and one horizontal on my chest from two different surgeries, one when I was around 12 one from when I was 26; four from drainage tubes from said surgeries at the top of my abdomen; one on my side under my arm where a metal brace was removed after one of the surgeries; one on the knuckle of my index finger from an accident with a meat slicer; I am also missing a bit of fingerprint on two fingers from another accident from a meat slicer
I only have one birthmark: on my willie.
My eyes are grey but change color depending on my mood or what I am wearing.
If my eyes turn blue, I am happy; if they turn a deeper grey, I am angry or upset; if they turn green, I’m horny.